tre's blog

I don't want your lettuce

So true lol. Haven’t posted in a while but bitch I don’t care

singhallelujahh:

When people use Elsa not getting a prince at the end of Frozen to hate on all the other Disney princesses who fall in love

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A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITHOUT A MAN.

A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITH A MAN.

LOVE DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE WEAK.

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paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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My German Teacher (in German):

We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit

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